9.23.2011
2.27.2010
2-27-10
Allison and Zachary are so fun. Listening to their conversations, their pretend play, and they even do a good job taking care of each other. The other night I was cooking dinner and from the kitchen, I hear Alli tell Z "You know the funnest part about Heaven is you get to go there in an airplane ride!" She was so excited about it and so serious too. They are also going through a phase where they call Gatoraide "Gatoraider". They used to call it "Alligator", but for some reason have switched to calling it "Gatoraider". Funny! Zachary and Allison both had RSV a couple of weeks ago. Zachary's turned into Pneumonia. He has been taking 3 breathing treatments a day and a high powered antibiotic once daily. Neither one of them has been quite themselves lately. It is miserable to have sick kiddos. I haven't been feeling to well either. I have a sinus infection which I probably got from them having RSV. Anyway, the Dr. said the extreme dizziness I have been experiencing is from sinus pressure on my ears. I actually ran into the wall a couple of times. I would be funny, if it wasn't so scary that it might be something more serious. It also makes me feel a little nauseous. By the end of the day yesterday, I hit the door running to make it to the Dr. before the take their last patient. I got a shot and 2 perscriptions, which I actually haven't gotten filled yet. I hate being sick almost as much as I hate the kids being sick. Well, I am rambling now about nothing interesting,
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2.15.2010
Zachary is FUNNY!
So Alli is in here room screaming for someone to come help her clean. Zachary laying in the other room screams back " Ask Jesus!" Walking down the isle at Walmart, Zachary says "Hey Mom, that guy was older. Mom, that guy was older. MOM, THAT GUY WAS OLDER!" I say "Yes, Zachary, but it is not very nice to say that about people." He replies "Mom, I just said he was older, not OLD!" "If you are a girl you have cat eyes. If you are a boy, you have dog eyes."
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2.03.2010
Back to Blogging
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2.02.2010
I am going to try really hard to start blogging more often. The kids do and say some of the funniest stuff and this is the easiest way to share and save it. So I am going to be doing a lot more blogging...starting tomorrow because this is the latest I have been up in forever. Time for bed.
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6.04.2009
Long Story, Extremely Short Version
I went to Deal Time today to pick up some stuff my mother bought. She has been stuck in the house for over two months so she buys crap from there. Even though by now you would think she would've learned her lesson. It's all broken used junk, but that is for another story. I went in there and stood for probably 5 minutes before I was ever acknowledged. That is not to say I wasn't seen because I was, by 4 of the 5 men who where in the room and the 1 womanas they were talking amongst themselves and having a grand time going thru tonights crap. That is when the 5th man picked up an air pellet gun from the table. And, I thought "surely, he won't" just as he did. Without looking around to survey his surroundings, he began shooting the gun, not at anyone or anything. He was just shooting everywhere and some of the pellets ricochetted over and it me in the legs. I was not hurt, more just like shocked and appalled that someone would be so careless. That is when the woman began walking over to help me and he shot her. She was very tough. She continued over and as she was standing in front of me the whelp that the pellet left reddened and doubled in size. She said "Wow, that really hurt" I said " You better be glad it did not hit me" At that point, I thought it had stopped, because the gunman had realized there was a customer in the building. But, was shortly surprised again when now the group of employees huddled together and began shooting the gun across the room. And, once again I was hit by ricochetting pellets and had retreated to the corner. After the woman had gathered all of my mom's stuff, I began carrying it to the car and it was on one of the 4 trips back and forth to the car with no offer of help from one of the six employees of this "fine" business, that they had begun shooting each other at close range with the gun to see how bad it hurt. It was just an incredibly ridiculous situation that I would have never intentionally put myself in. And, I am so thankful that the "gunman" did not blindly turn around and shoot in my direction, which could have easily been the case. And, this was the shortened version.
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5.07.2009
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Good News
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5.06.2009
Super Z
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3.25.2009
What Goes Around
So, my mom told us this hilarious story about how she and my grandma went to eat at this Chinese buffet and there wasn't a huge selection for desert, but she had gotten ice cream and then my grandma got up to get her desert and ended up with some sushi on her plate thinking it was a coconut roll. My mom thought this was so funny that my g-ma didn't know what sushi was that she actually let her taste it. My mom was laughing so hard at my grandma, she probably couldn't have told her if she wanted to. Anyway, my g-ma bit right into the sushi, knew immediately, it was not cake, and thought it tasted terribly. My mom comes home thinks this story is hilarious, which it is to hear her tell it, and procedes to tell it like 10x. Ok, so here is where karma comes into play and reminds us it's not nice to make fun of old people. We just got a second Braum's in town over on the west side. My mom pulls right up in the drive thru and orders a double dip hot fudge sundae with all the trimmings. The drive-thru operator says, "excuse me, ma'am." She tells him her order again. "Umm, I'm sorry, ma'am, we don't have those." Which is when my mom realized that she was in the Taco Bell drive thru next door. Bahahahahahaha! My mom was cracking up when she told this one on herself, too!
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