A Whole New Meaning To a Button Nose

I was at a meeting tonight and one of our friends said let me see your phone. At that exact moment it started ringing, so I just handed it to him and told him it was Zach who was calling. He stepped out into the hall and talked to Zach for a second and then called me out into the hall. That is when I realized that something was wrong. Zach told me that Alli had justed informed him that she was sick. When he asked her why she thought she was sick she said it was because she stuck a button up her nose. He asked me to come home immediately so we could decide what we should do. So when I got home, I made Alli come and sit down in front of me and tell me what she did. She said "I stuck a button up my nose." This made me feel terrible because before I left I had seen the button on the floor and didn’t take the time to pick it up. So, I said to Zach that I had seen it and he told me that he picked that button up right after I left, but she must have found another one. So I asked her to show me exactly where she got the button. She walked straight into the other room and picked up a little tiny ziplock bag, the kind that buttons come in when they are attached to a new shirt. This made me believe that she had in fact stuck a button up her nose. So I quickly got on the phone and called the best doctor I know. He told me he would meet us and take a look at her. After he took a look, he told us she must have gone ahead and swallowed it, but that she had swelling in her nose so she probably did put a button in. She was really good to let everyone look in her nose, because she thought she would be getting a sucker when it was all over. I told her she better not ever stick anything in any part of her head again and that she is gounded until she is six! What a night! Also, I would like to add that Allison’s nose was probably the first nose that this great doctor has looked at in a long time, he is the doctor who delivered her!