I went to Deal Time today to pick up some stuff my mother bought. She has been stuck in the house for over two months so she buys crap from there. Even though by now you would think she would've learned her lesson. It's all broken used junk, but that is for another story. I went in there and stood for probably 5 minutes before I was ever acknowledged. That is not to say I wasn't seen because I was, by 4 of the 5 men who where in the room and the 1 womanas they were talking amongst themselves and having a grand time going thru tonights crap. That is when the 5th man picked up an air pellet gun from the table. And, I thought "surely, he won't" just as he did. Without looking around to survey his surroundings, he began shooting the gun, not at anyone or anything. He was just shooting everywhere and some of the pellets ricochetted over and it me in the legs. I was not hurt, more just like shocked and appalled that someone would be so careless. That is when the woman began walking over to help me and he shot her. She was very tough. She continued over and as she was standing in front of me the whelp that the pellet left reddened and doubled in size. She said "Wow, that really hurt" I said " You better be glad it did not hit me" At that point, I thought it had stopped, because the gunman had realized there was a customer in the building. But, was shortly surprised again when now the group of employees huddled together and began shooting the gun across the room. And, once again I was hit by ricochetting pellets and had retreated to the corner. After the woman had gathered all of my mom's stuff, I began carrying it to the car and it was on one of the 4 trips back and forth to the car with no offer of help from one of the six employees of this "fine" business, that they had begun shooting each other at close range with the gun to see how bad it hurt. It was just an incredibly ridiculous situation that I would have never intentionally put myself in. And, I am so thankful that the "gunman" did not blindly turn around and shoot in my direction, which could have easily been the case. And, this was the shortened version.
6.04.2009
5.07.2009
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Good News
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5.06.2009
Super Z
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3.25.2009
What Goes Around
So, my mom told us this hilarious story about how she and my grandma went to eat at this Chinese buffet and there wasn't a huge selection for desert, but she had gotten ice cream and then my grandma got up to get her desert and ended up with some sushi on her plate thinking it was a coconut roll. My mom thought this was so funny that my g-ma didn't know what sushi was that she actually let her taste it. My mom was laughing so hard at my grandma, she probably couldn't have told her if she wanted to. Anyway, my g-ma bit right into the sushi, knew immediately, it was not cake, and thought it tasted terribly. My mom comes home thinks this story is hilarious, which it is to hear her tell it, and procedes to tell it like 10x. Ok, so here is where karma comes into play and reminds us it's not nice to make fun of old people. We just got a second Braum's in town over on the west side. My mom pulls right up in the drive thru and orders a double dip hot fudge sundae with all the trimmings. The drive-thru operator says, "excuse me, ma'am." She tells him her order again. "Umm, I'm sorry, ma'am, we don't have those." Which is when my mom realized that she was in the Taco Bell drive thru next door. Bahahahahahaha! My mom was cracking up when she told this one on herself, too!
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3.20.2009
Alli and Lydia
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3.16.2009
Ramblings
Today was a good day. It was Zach's day off. The last of a four day stretch he had due to Allison tonsil surgery. I got a lot done around the house, not that you can tell now, but I feel more productive than I have in a while. I got a contract on a listing. And then we had the Pierce's and my brother, Josh, over for dinner. We played a card game. It was fun, but I got mad because I was trying to get a run, when I only needed a set. Jared lost, or rather, had pulled out, his tooth. It made me cringe a little bit, but I now I better get used to it. It won't be too long until Alli is loosing her first tooth. I am tired now and too lazy to get up off the couch and get the remote or to see who just sent me a text. Both the kids are in bed and I just really want to sit here and watch old episodes of A Haunting on the DVR.
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Blogging
So, I decided last night to get into this whole blogging thing on blogspot. I have been blogging for a long time on Myspace, but lately that site has been so boring. It's just not doing it for me. It's the same old people doing the same old stuff. Zach has had a blog for a while and suggested that I get one too. So when he took the plunge and got a facebook this week, I got a blogspot. Anyway, my poor page looked so bare, I decided to get some of my old blogs from Myspace. And I am super excited about blogging and reading my friends blogs on blogspot, too. Yea, me!
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12.19.2008
Letter to Santa
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12.08.2008
Things That Get Lost
things that get lost ...my words train of thought hair car keys the remote control minds baby fat dogs tempers virginity nerve races battles wars loves your way socks opportunities
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